Who's who

Spoke to my mum on the phone today. She seemed a little confused about who is who in this zoo of mine, so just for the record:


The original Kitty Mitty, the most beautiful pussy cat in the world. Aged 13. Adopted at the aged of just 2 weeks in Nottingham.







Loop poop Ganu. Little Flat face. Aged 11. Sold to us by a middle aged goth/witch in Manchester.





Bert. Suspected Bearded Collie cross Manchester mongrel. Smells, scratches, eats and sleeps. Approx 5 years. Adopted from Manchester dogs home.







Dolly Rocker. Rehomed from Mountain Bike Tina and Gog in Salford. Aged approx 2 years and now 95% titanium and bionic after road accident and £1,000 worth of surgery.






Oscar. 2 years old. Shows off and squeals like a baby.









Bosie. 2 weeks younger than Oscar. Mummy's boy. Shy and quite.






Spike. Retired play boy who used to live with friend Will in Manchester (upstairs from our first flat). 11 years old.





White Cat (a.k.a Canada) appeared from nowhere. Age unknown.